patents

I'm currently taking a directed reading course on the peer-to-patent project. My first assignment has been to read through all of the patents currently active on the site and write a summary about each. I thought I should share this sentence:

The cipher method involves a decryption of the encrypted user data key with a decryption key in response to an initiation of a decryption of the encrypted user data with the user data key as decrypted with the description key, a decryption of the verification text with the user data key as decrypted with the decryption key, and a validation/invalidation of a use of the user data key as decrypted with the decryption key to decrypt the encrypted user data in response to a matched/unmatched comparison of the verification text as decrypted with the user data key and an intermixing of a known text and a random text.

I wonder if patent lawyers have little challenges between themselves for things like "longest sentence", "hardest sentence to read 3 times in a row fast", "most repetition of a word in a single sentence". The people who write this kind of stuff must get a kick out of it, right?